Why do they call me Jelly Jealousy?

Seriously, I don't get it

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It is so much harder to be a boy then a girl

raissaonmars:

catsarepeople2:

Things guys have to deal with:

  • Boners
  • Dying in video games
  • Deodorant
  • Working out 
  • Poppin’ pussy
  • Making a lot of money
  • Being classy as fuck

Things girls have to deal with:

  • Cooking
  • Cleaning
  • Putting out

1) I hope this is a joke. I can’t even begin to go into why this doesn’t work.

2) It’s supposed to be “than” not “then”

omgosh… dont remind me how much it sucks to be me

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)

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    deal… You forgot to add that...loner or lesbian
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    Bitch, you forgot: Body hair Getting rejected by that girl Being generalized as a perv, coon, or just a generally...
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    omgosh… dont remind me how much it sucks to be me
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